God is a Mortician

Prepare for an outrageous, laugh-out-loud journey through the cosmos with God Is a Mortician,

where extraterrestrial absurdity, political satire, and erotic humor collide in an irreverent sci-fi

romp.

Aliens from the planet Mortice have discovered a way to extract mental energy from Earth's

semi-intelligent inhabitants, transforming our world into a cosmic pit-stop for interplanetary

travelers. Amidst this chaos, we meet Bubba-God to the Jews and Christians-who, despite

his divine status, has developed an insatiable addiction to Peruvian ceviche.

Our protagonist, Miguel, a humble chef abducted to heaven to serve Bubba's culinary cravings,

finds himself caught in a cosmic web of absurdity. Threatened with an eternity in heaven's

kitchen, Miguel joins forces with Sho-Shota, a Mortician deity turned nymphomaniac, in a wild

escapade across the galaxy. They shag their way through the stars, hijack spaceships, and

explore alien reproductive habits.

Alongside Miguel and Sho-Shota, you'll meet Jesus, who is embroiled in a scandalous celestial

affair, and an albino gorilla who just so happens to be the President of Earth. But behind the

wild antics lies scorching commentary on organized religion, political corruption, and the

environmental destruction of our planet.

Readers have drawn comparisons to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the works of

Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson. God Is a Mortician delivers biting satire wrapped in an

absurdist sci-fi adventure that explores society's deepest flaws-all while keeping you

entertained with its raunchy humor and outlandish characters.