Have you ever wondered how many different types of kisses there are? The history of condoms? Fun facts about penises and vaginas? When sex toys were invented? Are you nodding your head to all these questions? If so, this is the book for you. Every single woman should have useless sex facts in her repertoire. She should be able to name all the different types of orgasms and the best positions to achieve those orgasms. There's even a sex/masturbation playlist for you to get your freak on and ride high for hours. Anything you could possibly want to know is in this book.

Fun Fact: Cleopatra invented the dildo using an empty gourd and stuffed it full of angry bees. She is now my spirit animal.

Tip: Sperm can be considered an anti-aging treatment, as it has a tightening effect on the skin. I am only going to try this one time, and then I'm out. Plus, thousands upon thousands of other craziness that goes with everything sex. You will never have a dead air conversation after reading this book.

PSA: Maybe don't bring it up on the first date though, because you should stay just a little classy.