Crump

Crump was the 47th President of the United States, and as it happened, he was also the billionaire founder of Crumpburger. Although his second term in office was coming to a close, Crump had no intention of giving up his lucrative sideline as the leader of the free world to anyone, and especially not to the Democratic presidential candidate, Smilin’ Mo Fudrucker. Seen through the eyes of his intern and chief confidant during the yearlong run-up to the presidential election, the conniving Crump, with the help of his assbrained administration and the conservative news network, SHITE news, is determined to not only beat his Democratic opponent but also make a shitload of cash for himself in the process.