Enderby, a lapsed Catholic in his mid-40s, lives alone in Brighton as a ‘professional’ poet - his income being interest from investments left to him by his stepmother. Enderby composes his poetry whilst seated on the toilet. His bathtub, which serves as a filing cabinet, is almost full of the mingled paper and food scraps that represent his efforts. Although he is recognised as a minor poet with several published works (and is even awarded a small prize, the ‘Goodby Gold Medal’, which he refuses), he has yet to be anthologised.

• Mr Enderby is finally pursuade to leave his lonely but poetically fruitful bachelor life by the editor of a woman’s magazine, Vesta Bainbridge, after he accidentally sends her a love poem instead of a complaint about a recipe in her magazine. The marriage, which soon ends, costs Enderby dearly, alienating him from his muse and depriving him of his financial independence.