If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

Now in paperback, a collection of original, wickedly funny poems from Children’s Poet Laureate J. Patrick Lewis accompanied by illustrations by Caldecott Medal-winner Matthew Cordell.

In this tasty collection, J. Patrick Lewis stirs humor into an astonishing array of subjects–from animals to school to dragons to food. And he delivers them in a remarkable variety of forms, including riddles, limericks, nonsense rhymes, parodies, anagrams, story poems, haiku, and more. Baked in Lewis’s brilliant imagination and sprinkled with Matthew Cordell’s warm, witty drawings, the result is a book that will delight any young reader!