Trumpitude: The Secret Confessions of Donald’s Brain

As seen on CNN!

You’ve heard the bonkers rally speeches. You’ve witnessed the pre-dawn Twitter-storms. Now comes the really scary part…the secret confessions of Donald’s brain.

It’s all here:

* How to choose the perfect supermodel wife. (Not too much English, please.)

* How to turn the U.S. presidency into a four-year product-placement campaign. (Why be bashful?)

* How to tweet like no one’s looking. (Even if the whole world is.)

* When to quit listening to your closest relatives. (We’ll have to get back to you on this one!)

Who says you can’t out-Trump Trump? If Donald set the standard-really, how hard can it be? By the time we’re finished, you’ll be palling around with dictators and insulting beloved friends. Your future will be huge-er than you ever imagined. Your hair will defy all gravity-your ego too.