My Tale of Two Titties

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This is a book about Thelma and Louise, and probably not the ones that may first come to mind. Thelma and Louise are the given names to my prosthetics post my breast cancer surgery. My diagnosis resulted in the removal of both breasts. This is not the funny part. Although there are very few humorous accounts about cancer, (I know because I looked for some!), I felt it was time to journal humorous moments with family, friends with the girls! This is the finished product of those accounts. These girls have adorned everyone from drag queens to drama queens. They were discovered in the back yard when one of my dogs concluded that the left one looked more like a tennis ball. They have been discovered in my husband’s glove compartment when he was stopped by a police officer. Reaching in for his license, there they were. I hope you enjoy sharing my remarkable journey with someone who needs to be reminded that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine of all.