Okay then, I guess the question is where do you want to honeymoon? Rob is your one of a kind romantic husband who believes in the eternity of marriage - and love. He loves his wife Beth so much and they have a perfect life together, both in and out of bed. One day changes it all; and that is the day he discovered his wife remorselessly making out with their next-door neighbor, Jim. The discovery leads to another and he has all of them on tape. Rob learns about Beth and Jim’s grand plan to pull off a huge debauchery for the Halloween party at their house. Rob plays along the plan cautiously while he mobilizes his own vengeance scheme. Both plans work and it’s just a matter of time when all hell breaks loose. Can Rob really get even and avenge himself? Will it really be a happy ending for hopeless romantic Rob? SAMPLE 1: A week later I was kicking myself for not taking Angie up on her offer. I hadn’t been laid in months and I was hurting. I was thinking of calling around to see if anyone knew of a good escort service that had girls who ‘would go the extra mile’ if you take my meaning when the answer to my problem rang my doorbell. When I opened the door I found Carol standing there. Remembering the acrimonious parting of our last meeting, I just stood there and looked at her without saying a word. She looked me in the eye and said: The whorish bitch wants to ask the asshole for a favor.
And that would be?
I need to get laid and I’m hoping that by now you do too. SAMPLE 2: Three days before Halloween, I had to take a sudden overnight trip to call on a client who was having trouble with one of the machines we had sold him. I was able to correct the problem and then headed on home. I went straight home from the airport since I didn’t see any sense in going in to work for only forty-five minutes and since my commute home from work was almost forty minutes, I was going to get home a good hour and a half before I was expected. As a result, I got home before Beth. Since Beth wasn’t home yet I decided that I had time to check the recorder and see if it had captured our last love making session which had been the night before I left on my trip. The recorder had captured the last love making session perfectly. There was only one problem. The last love making session captured was of Beth and our next door neighbor Jim Case.
