Flaming Heretics are Real

This book is all about Hell. Well, technically it is also about flaming heretics. But it is mostly about Hell. Because frankly, if you do not fear God, you should fear Hell. If you do not feel guilt, well, that makes you a sociopath-and sociopaths go to Hell too. Perhaps mercifully, you can read the contents of this sarcastic (but also sincerely concerned) narrative and have your conscience awakened, or in some cases, resurrected. Hell is real, and it's found at the end of a long slippery slope of willful blindness to the clear warnings of Scripture.

Endorsements:

"Clearly this author is being hyperbolic and metaphorical to convey the point that flaming heretics actually do not exist, and everyone is universally correct about everything."-Donald Mueller, Neo-Christian Metaspiritualist

"I read the book and have come to the conclusion that the author does not exist, because if he did, God would not be a God of love."-Bishop Carly Pershoms, Uniclusivarian pastor

"This book is a flaming dumpster fire. Anyone who says different is just trying to control you!"-Karen Shrieker, Facebook prophetess, Universal Disassembly Church Movement

"The author is quite legalistic. Thankfully, I am redeemed from the curse of the law!"-Joey Queen, friendship evangelist, CEO, Coworkers of Iniquity Foundation