Make Legal U-Turn When Necessary

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When I moved to California, I was utterly unprepared. What I thought I needed were the basics: driver’s license, proof of residence, etc. It didn’t take long for me to realize I was in for a wild ride. What I thought was simply a move to a new state felt much more like a detour into a foreign country. What I should have packed:

Detective license
DNA test strips Video camera Tape recorder Camera with professional zoom lens Patience Law degree A Smith & Wesson A trail of gluten-free breadcrumbs to find my way back to my home state.