In his debut collection of humorous short stories, Larry Levy delves into a myriad of subjects that run the gamut from fear of costumed birds to comic interpretations of eternal return. In between, he cracks wise about psycho canine psychiatrists, an eccentric opera singer, and progressive dentists who use strippers to anesthetize their patients. He fictionalizes a modern professor who rewrites the history of the ancient Greek philosopher, Heraclitus. There is a compelling story about the perfect female form as well as an updated version of Bill Clinton’s magical cigar. He even includes three twisted fables about unrequited love and a personal interview with the transgender lead singer of a punk band.