Some experts may conclude This scribe’s endeavor at wit In prose or poem or blues Proves eccentric and dogmatic, And recklessly candid. The only credential offered To even qualify as a writer’s factor Is his longevity Thereby claiming expertise In life, and the pursuit of solvency. Many, many odd years This Allen George has appeared Muttered, puttered, and cried Truth and justice from his eye That the equality of all must apply. Therefore, with this admission This muse politely makes submission Of his quips, bits, and fits About personalities, themes, and events In the world that mortals rent.