Uncorked & Off the Chain: Offbeat Ramblings of a Zany Comic

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2022 GOLD WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY, IBPA BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AWARDS

Uncorked & Off the Chain delivers chops and attitude with zany cutting-edge opinion, observational humor, and tales from the wild side. No topic is off-limits, from sports, gambling, and edgy tales, to marriage, dogs, and mass consumption of cocktails. Short and snappy free-standing essays for those readers looking for a quick belly laugh.

Benefits of yoga in order of importance: 1) flatulence prompting; 2) flexibility; 3) strength. Strike the downward dog pose and you’ll be breaking wind like Gandhi. Namaste!

Jameson unveils plans for radically revamping the Olympics and pontificates on other pressing sports issues of the day.

It slays me when a golfer hits it close to the hole and the commentator says, ‘Golly, he just hit a perfect shot.’ Bull****. If the ball doesn’t go in the hole, it isn’t the perfect shot.

He also rails against the establishment, has a keen eye for societal absurdities, and doles out sage man advice.

Why don’t we have topless bars at airports?