Last-Minute Travel Secrets: 121 Ingenious Tips to Endure Cramped Planes, Car Trouble, Awful Hotels, and Other Trips from Hell

Gone are the days of complimentary in-flight champagne and cushy sleeping-car coaches on the Orient Express. Say hello to $50 legroom upgrades and bedbug-infested hotels. What’s a weary, frustrated traveler to do? Hang tight–it’s Joey Green to the rescue! Last-Minute Travel Secrets contains more than a hundred unique travel tips that may sound goofy but really do work. You will discover how to correct uncomfortable accommodations using everyday household products. - Uncork a wine bottle with a sneaker
- Protect your car from bug splatters with cooking spray
- Find your car in a parking lot using a water bottle
- Use a motel bathtub as a washing machine
- Muffle the sound of crying babies using tampon earplugs
- Purify and desalinate ocean water with a T-shirt
- And much, much more!

The book also includes interesting and strange travel sidebars and fascinating trivia to keep you entertained until your lost luggage arrives–from Topeka.