The Secret Files of Donald J. Trump: Vol. 1: the Tijuana Tango

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1. Donald J. Trump, moonlighting for the Tsar’s secret police, is dispatched by his handler to Tijuana to stop a diabolical plan by Republican terrorists to restart a colonial war between the French and Mexican Empires.

Tsar? Empires? This satirical novel, starring the most unlikely secret agent of all, takes places on a dystopian alternate Earth where history diverged from ours in the 1800s and most democracies never arose.

Moving at a brisk pace, this tale of international intrigue and espionage that never was is the first adventure in a new series dedicated to the exploits of the spy who loved himself.

Francis le Lapin is the nom-de-plume of a renowned Belgian writer who was once the editor-in-chief of the celebrated newspaper Le Fureteur and is also the