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What would it be like to screw a zombie? Would it be exciting, gross, or something in between? Would it be dry or slippery with pus? Ah, well those are the questions up for debate, aren’t they? Think about it, the zombie apocalypse has arrived and is in full swing, and a year later, you still haven’t been laid. What’s a person to do? Become a nun or a priest? Take a vow of celibacy? Hell no, how about going out and getting yourself a piece of undead ass. Remember that little honey at work you had your eye on before the dead began to walk and thought was out of your league? Well, now she’s one of the walking dead, and I bet if you ask her out, she won’t say no. How could she? She can’t talk or think anymore! So just because the dead rule the earth, it shouldn’t mean you’re sex life has to suffer, and in this book are a few examples of how your sex life can only get better after the dead begin to walk. So get dressed in your best clothes, put on some smooth make-out music, and prepare to get busy, because your undead date is about to arrive, and I promise you…she will put out!
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This title is printed to order. This book may have been self-published. If so, we cannot guarantee the quality of the content. In the main most books will have gone through the editing process however some may not. We therefore suggest that you be aware of this before ordering this book. If in doubt check either the author or publisher’s details as we are unable to accept any returns unless they are faulty. Please contact us if you have any questions.
What would it be like to screw a zombie? Would it be exciting, gross, or something in between? Would it be dry or slippery with pus? Ah, well those are the questions up for debate, aren’t they? Think about it, the zombie apocalypse has arrived and is in full swing, and a year later, you still haven’t been laid. What’s a person to do? Become a nun or a priest? Take a vow of celibacy? Hell no, how about going out and getting yourself a piece of undead ass. Remember that little honey at work you had your eye on before the dead began to walk and thought was out of your league? Well, now she’s one of the walking dead, and I bet if you ask her out, she won’t say no. How could she? She can’t talk or think anymore! So just because the dead rule the earth, it shouldn’t mean you’re sex life has to suffer, and in this book are a few examples of how your sex life can only get better after the dead begin to walk. So get dressed in your best clothes, put on some smooth make-out music, and prepare to get busy, because your undead date is about to arrive, and I promise you…she will put out!