The Young Male’s Marriage Primer: Amateur Marriage Doctoring from a Professional Woodworker

You hold in your hand a revolutionary new marriage manual written especially for the Young Married Male, outlining the trials & tragedies that lie ahead.Dr. Murray Dick Danby is a self-proclaimed amateur marriage doctor whose only credentials are years & years of tragic marital blunders.Using cutting-edge techniques developed for his lucrative woodworking business, & adapted to heal his own marriage, the doctor addresses the cruelest, & most crushing of marital problems. Assisting the doctor in this ground-breaking endeavor is his faithful cohort & brother-in-law Wally, an out-of-work master plumber, who likes to dabble in psychiatry. You will marvel as Dr. Murray Dick: Teaches the student how to communicate with his wife with a minimal amount of listening. Heals the marital difficulties of the guys down at the local sports bar, each & every one with multiple problems. Works with the Young Male to lower his moral & social standards to match his already pathetic shallow existence.