The Seitanic Spellbook: Recipes and Rantings of the Vegan Black Metal Chef

Within this spell book lie the keys to ultimate vegan satisfaction. It’s both a serious cookbook and a hilariously entertaining read. Full-color photos on every page invite you to enter the realm of a black metal chef who engages in linguistic latitude, total irreverence, and incantations to create mouthwatering dishes. QR codes lead to YouTube videos of the recipes, and true metal fans will recognize recipes named after song lyrics. You won’t find the typical recipe template. Instead, ingredients are listed sans measurements, with instructions rich in metaphor rather than precise details, accompanied by tempting photos to ignite your inspiration.