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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com
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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com

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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

* God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
- Robin Williams * Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

  • Spike Milligan * Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  • Oscar Wilde * The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

  • Homer Simpson * When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.

  • Rita Rudner * Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  • George Burns

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Format
Paperback
Publisher
Amorata Press
Country
United States
Date
1 September 2011
Pages
384
ISBN
9781569759752

ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

* God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
- Robin Williams * Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

  • Spike Milligan * Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  • Oscar Wilde * The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

  • Homer Simpson * When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.

  • Rita Rudner * Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  • George Burns

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Format
Paperback
Publisher
Amorata Press
Country
United States
Date
1 September 2011
Pages
384
ISBN
9781569759752