Jokes 102

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During your lifetime you will be meeting a lot of people in your extended journey and travels. The quickest and easiest way to make a favorable impression is to possess a quick, tactful and ready wit or possess a good sense of clean humor. A few examples may help.

When discussing children, you can say, I gave my son a Spiderman costume as a gift and he said that he was Spiderman. I told him that he wasn’t Spiderman, but I did not know how to get him off of the wall.

Or, state trooper recruit to personnel manager: What kind of pay can I expect? Reply, I don’t like to brag, but on this job you can write your own ticket.

Or, a young lady dating a mortician said, Sometimes I don’t think he knows that I’m alive.

Or, Doctor, when will I know something after my operation? Doctor Smoothy, That depends on what you knew before your operation.

Or, two bees drank too much dandelion wine; they were not drunk but both of them had a buzz.

Or, a different chicken joke based on that age old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: She wanted to beat up a chicken who called her a dumb cluck.

For now, enough is enough. If you want more humor of a similar questionable nature buy Jokes 102.