A hilarious rhyming picture book about what pirates really spend their time doing! Pirates are known for sailing the high seas, having swashbuckling adventures, and fighting sea monsters … but is that really all they do with their time? In this fantastically funny picture book, we get to see what pirates really do with their spare time, like having tea parties, knitting sweaters, relaxing in pajamas and fluffy slippers, and snuggling up for bed!