Surviving Alien Contact and Abduction

It’s a well-known fact and poorly kept secret that aliens are making contact with and abducting Earthlings at an ever-increasing rate. But don’t panic! This guidebook has been designed to provide you with the very latest scientific insight and intelligence available on aliens and their plans to take over our gleaming blue planet. It aims to demonstrate how, with the right knowledge, training, and everyday household supplies, you can protect your home and family from mind-bending abductions, you can ensure that you remain free of any sinister implants, and you can determine which shape-shifting lizards are working to take over society. With this guide in hand, you will be forewarned AND forearmed!