The Art of a Professional Bullsh*tter: Novice

Have you ever wondered why your accomplishments and hard work are not measuring up to your full potential? You thought you had been doing everything right but there are some underlying or hidden methods that you probably have never been taught. You have been told if you work hard you will achieve everything that you put your mind to and get the fruits of your labor. That statement isn’t always true. Some people that don’t work as hard can accomplish more out of life. You may be asking why this is. They have mastered the lost art of a professional bullsh*tter. What is a professional bullsh*tter you might ask? Well, let’s start with the meaning of the word bullsh*tting. Bullsh*tting is defined in the Merriam-Webster dictionary as: to talk nonsense to especially with the intention of deceiving or misleading. You will notice that bullsh*tting is very similar to lying but there is a distinct difference. A liar will always speak untruths. One who bullshits, on the other hand, will do just that until everyone is satisfied. He will go on and on until everyone involved is convinced that his story is the truth.