Determined reader beware, for these luxurious characters and their confounding antics are not for the faint of heart or morally upright. This is the incredible true story of a lovelorn white shark, the devil, an impossibly perfect woman, and a billionaire President of the United States—- who seriously suspects he may be God Almighty.

To make matters worse, the commander-in-chief, is also worried that he may have inadvertently forfeited his immortal soul to the dark side, before he suddenly comes to realize that his harrowing predicament is even worse than that. He is dying.

Zombies and reincarnation seem to be lurking around every sharp-corner in this hellish twister fraught with gratuitous violence, sex, drugs, golf, and of course championship bowling that will permanently warp even the strongest psyche past page one. Fight Club meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, sandwiching a disturbed weirdness unseen since the original black and white Twilight Zone TV series.