Thirteen hilarious, moving, and beautifully brutal stories by David Gordon, the award-winning author of Mystery Girl and The Serialist.In these funny, surprising, and touching stories, Gordon gets at the big stuff-art and religion, literature and madness, the supernatural, and the dark fringes of sexuality-in his own unique style, described by novelist Rivka Galchen as Dashiell Hammett divided by Don DeLillo, to the power of Dostoyevsky-yet still pure David Gordon. Gordon’s creations include ex-gangsters and terrifying writing coaches, Internet girlfriends and bogus memoirists, Chinatown ghosts, and vampires of Queens. The Amateur features a cafe encounter with a terrible artist who carries a mind-blowing secret. In the long, beautifully brutal title story, a man numbed by life finds himself flirting with and mourning lost souls in the purgatory of sex chatrooms. The result is both unflinching and hilarious, heartbreaking and life-affirming.