Beanum Infinitum

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In this first thrilling installment of Gookenschleim’s Beanum Infinitum series, Gookenschleim attempts to find a happy median between eloquent prose and absurdity. The eighteen pages that follow are his attempt to demonstrate just how excruciatingly ambitious even the silliest of stories can be. After all, his main character is a talking pinto bean. All that’s left is a bean burrito monster in search of talking pinto beans to devour; oh wait, there’s one in here too.