Bozo is a criminal dog. But you were probably already aware of that. Bozo doesn't have a bad life. He lives a life of leisure from his chabby-chic bachelor kennel in Barkingsville (when he's not locked up, or fallen asleep in a ditch somewhere), and he's more than a match for his long-suffering owner, Ponko. But Bozo has a calling in life. He's the world's greatest jewel thief - and he's got a fresh target in his sights! Join Bozo and his motley rabble of friends as they roam Merry Old England in search of the world's largest ruby, leaving a trail of empty alcopop bottles and shattered innocents in their wake! So grab a stiff drink, buckle up, and get ready for a ride you won't soon forget. Just remember to keep an eye on your jewels - Bozo's on the prowl, and he's not taking any prisoners!