It's been seven years since The Government Goose made his first appearance in the office, and now we find ourselves looking down the barrel at book number eleven! Here we get to meet the new guy - Frank! He's lost his skin, has absolutely no dress sense, and after two days in the office decides he's going to become a professional football star! No wonder Lynne has gone back into the ladies loos to look for Jim's goldfish! If you want crazy, if you want mayhem, and if you want to witness life on the side of the world where people stand upside down ... then you MUST get this book!!! And as we keep asking ourselves in the office ... who's Frank?