Problems, problems, problems! All Mike Harmon ever wanted to be was a SEAL. But, after problems in the team’s being a college student was a decent second best. However, trouble seemed to follow him where he went. Now, after having angered every terrorist on Earth and at least five governments, a farm in a third world country was looking pretty good. Of course, nothing was ever simple. With Chechen terrorists knocking on the door and tenant farmers with a truly Byzantine culture, the question was whether he could drag the keldeara into the 21st century before the Chechen put them back in the 6th kildar answers the questions: Where would an international security specialist and former SEAL choose to retire - if he’s going to buy the farm, it should be one with beautiful women and the best beer in the world - Valhalla on earth complete with Vikings.