Zombies for Zombies is the first motivational guide for a person who has just been infected. This guide leads its readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life (and thereby be eligible for any number of government stamp programs). Best of all, the book contains bonus brain recipes, as well as dance steps that are designed to accommodate the zombies’ total lack of flexibility. This hilarious and illustrated guide sends up both zombie lore and self-help books, and includes illustrations as funny as the advice.