The Failing Hours: How to Date a Douchebag

Zeke Daniels isn’t just a douchebag; he’s an a**hole. A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships-most assholes don’t. Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him.He’s never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he’s never had any intention of having one. Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they’re related; his own friends don’t even like him. So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca? Sweet, quiet Violet-his opposite in every sense of the word.The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit.And that pisses him off, too.