If I Were a Bird, You’d be The First Person I’d Shit On

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If I Were a Bird, You'd be The First Person I'd Shit on: Bitchin' Blue Cover Edition! Sometimes you need a naughty little phrase or saying at the appropriate moment. If this is you, then you need this adult coloring book! It is filled with delightful designs featuring swear word phrases and sayings that will keep you and your friends entertained for hours. At 8.5x11 they are perfect for framing, so you can show off your finished masterpieces to the world! Get F%%%%#king Started Today! *22 Swear Word Designs to color! *Swear Words Sayings on Every Coloring Page! *All Illustrations are Printed Twice! 44 Coloring Pages! *No Bleed Through Because Every Coloring Page Is On a Separate Piece of Paper! *8.5x11 is perfect for framing! *Anti-Stress Management! *Use Your Own Coloring Tools, Colored Pencils, Crayons, or Markers!