Bartholomew’s Carol

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A Civilization is on the brink of collapse. Their only hope lies in the digital automaton of a virtual simulation uncovering an answer to their salvation. An undying love is divided in death. Their reunion would mean the salvation of the universe. A young hero with an unyielding heart must travel through dimensions of the simulation to reclaim his love. Armed with nothing more than a fervent courage, a seven-ton rhinoceros with polychromatic skin, and the depraved pornography of a Hollywood actress, the young hero must race against time in a blasphemous crusade battling giants of lore, befriending the ghosts of legends...and break the source code of a virtual paradise enslaving him.