Mr and Mrs Faulkner of Camden, North London are terrified of their one-hundred-and-forty-five year old house falling to ruins in 'Cracking up'. Wilson (a camp, punkish, bobble-headed cretin) delivers a rocky performance in 'Non regrette, Wilson!' Mr Basho receives some invaluable spiritual and psychiatric advice in 'Basho's last past life'. In a collection of humorous poems, letters and short stories, Lachlan Werner (comic, ventriloquist and satirist) introduces a series of gawky, surreal and sometimes charmingly disturbing 'kings of nothing'- featuring the beloved, all American, Uncle Alfie and, of course, the ego-maniac, psychic celebrity, Brew the Witch. With an introduction by comedic actor, Jack Pace, 'The Book of Nothing Kings' is a hilarious, dark and experimental meditation on life, death and just about any absurd thing in-between.