Dimitri is a man on a mission; Caesar, the mastermind of a ruthless Mexican drug cartel, is holding Juanita, the love of his life, captive. Dimitri and his best friend Richard, a retired police officer, head to Mexico City to try to rescue Juanita from Caesar's grasp. To accomplish their rescue mission they recruit, Dan, an alcoholic writer, his son Daniel, a computer genius, an unforgettable group of severely washed up mercenaries, Gouvea, a rival drug lord, and Charles, a disillusioned district director who works for the US Justice Department in Mexico City. Sparks fly as Dimitri and friends butt heads with the Rodriguez cartel. Dimitri's group of misfits begin their misadventure by inciting a shootout that the newspapers infamously refer to as: "The Great Clown Masacree." They then create mayhem in other assorted twists and turns, which finally lead to a very unforgettable conclusion.