Calmos and Tom’s Adventures I

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This book is about the daft, scary and possibly exciting adventures of Calmos Harr, and Tom Titterington. In this book, adventures include: Pizzaz Van, otherwise known as The Powerfully Inefficient Ziggy Zuggy Asswipe Zenzilator, The creation of the world's favourite coin-slinging superhero, Torso Man and his super-villain counterpart, Iron Leg and The case of the stolen cabbage! Prepare yourself for a world of flying heads, cursing, dead israelis and many stolen knees!