If I ever hear another cheerleader say sheas becoming ajust so much of a chunker, a I swear Iam going to rip her size extra-small top out of her hands and shove it down her throat. My name is Amalia Lynn George, and I, ladies and gentlemen, am a chunker. High school senior Amalia George is not the prettiest, not the most popular, and certainly not the skinniest girl, a fact that no one lets her forget when she tries out for the school musical. Stuck behind the scenes painting plywood with the resident theater geek while watching her best friend perform the role of her dreams (opposite the hottest guy in school, naturally), Amalia feels her fairy tale plans falling apart. Can a chunky girl with a wit of gold find her way through the myths and prove that sometimes fairy tales donat have to follow the storybook formulas?