The Money Lender V1 (1843)

Perhaps the greatest book of poetry ever written. Matty Cox is a sheer genius and a cunning linguist. He paints words onto a page the way Da Vinci did onto ceilings, or was that Michelangelo? Either way, he’s impressive. The emotionality of this master work explodes from the pages and hits you straight in the face with a walloping force. This book will mesmerize and provocatize. If you don’t buy this book right now you must suffer from some sort of genetic disorder that affects the part of your brain that controls good decisions, because you will be clearly making a bad decision. Considered by the Incas to be a cross between William Shakespeare and Wilt Chamberlain, Matty Cox is truly a genius of our time. Please, let him put his poems in you. They won’t disappoint.