Millions of salmon canat be wrong! Three obstinate Alaskans meet and do their best to create mayhem in an attempt to protect the Kenai River, the most fished river system in Alaska. This is a fast-paced, frolicking novel about eco-terrorism at the urban-rural interface of one of Alaskaas most popular areas. While attempting to protect and defend the wild, the conspirators poke fun at river guides, tourists, developers, commercial fishermen, politicians, technology and each other. Along the way, they confront the ethics of civil disobedience and the problems of balancing the needs of society, nature and themselves.