The History of Wesleyan Methodism (1854)

One bright, moon-lit night, an RV from Planet Zephr lands in Dr. Clyde Hensen’s backyard. When its green female surgeon gets him on her operating table, she decides to make a few changes. The next morning Clyde remembers nothing, and it takes him awhile to figure out that his libido is being controlled by ETs. When a corpse turns up on his lawn, the ongoing alien meddling becomes more problematic. Detective Zacate finds the doctor’s conduct suspicious and Clyde is charged with murder. Although Clyde picks a well-respected member of the local bar, Ms. Slyme; his co-worker and alleged co-conspirator, Hugo Brennan, hires Billie Shimmie, an unconventional attorney who usually represents gang members. Just as it looks like Clyde and Hugo are about to beat the rap at the Preliminary Hearing, the doctor’s devious Amazonian nurse unveils startling evidence which causes the two defendants to be bound over trial.