Le Censeur Impartial: Ou Defense de Messieurs Crevier Et D'Alembert (1758)

Driven by an intense hatred for Bigfoot, Luther decided the only way to kill the beast that caused him to lose two fingers was to get the giant to come to him. He knew in order to do that he had to use Bigfootas friend, Jennifer Callahan, as bait. Bigfoot would do anything to save his friend, even leave his secret hiding place in the high mountains. Sometimes dragging Jenn by her hair, other times prodding her in the back, they climbed to the top of the mountain. Mouth covered with duct tape and hands bound behind her, Jenn prayed that Bigfoot would not take the bait and try to save her. But if her prayers were answered, she knew the madman called Luther would never set her free.