A man named Richard (God Dick) Beal discovers the most advanced technology on earth in a small male-dominated tribe deep in South America. After brief negotiations, he manages to acquire all of their secrets in trade for a hi-five and two white women. He publishes their technology that, in the words of a famous science fiction writer, aLooks like magic, a and sends the whole world into a state of utter chaos. Crop circles appear in England depicting the entire first edition of Hustler magazine; computer technicians transform into a prophylactic dispenser in Mexico; and one man becomes the unwilling center of the new universe just for trying to cure his erectile dysfunction. Heas the hero of our story.