Lectures on Digestion and Diet (1824)

WaterBoat Jones, Americaas Midwest rock ana roll poet, author, and musician, has returned with his second collection of prose and poetryahis latest bid for entry into that golden list of American writers with bigger and longer names than his own. Herewith, submitted for your approval, are WBas latest witticisms on da arts, relationships, internet sex, fishing, grinning, the passage of time, Goda] Well, go ahead on and read it for yourself. There are going to be two kinds of people in this country in the near and not too distant futurea]those sitting on the dock (not that thereas anything wrong with that!), and them that are on the boat. Get on that boat for another literary journey with the Master of Word, the Pirate of Pens, the Tapster of the Typewriter, and Fan of the Fedora, Mr. WaterBoat Jones. Brothers and Sisters, there ainat no sin in grinnina, and no better time to start. So, put a smile on yer kisser, and get to grinnina.