The Lady of the Aroostook

I don’t go round criticisn’ my superior officers, and I don’t say anything about the responsibility the old man took. The old man’s all right, accordin’ to his lights; he ain’t had a tiger in the family. But if that chap was to fall overboard, –well, I don’t know how long it would take to lower a boat, if I was to listen to my conscience. There ain’t really any help for him. He’s begun too young ever to get over it. He won’t be ashore at Try-East an hour before he’s drunk