Mr. Dooley’s Philosophy

No, ‘tis no aisy job bein’ a candydate, an’ ‘twud be no easy job if th’ game iv photygraphs was th’ on'y wan th’ candydates had to play. Willum Jennings Bryan is photygraphed smilin’ back at his smilin’ corn fields, in a pair iv blue overalls with a scythe in his hand borrid fr’m th’ company that’s playin’ ‘Th’ Ol’ Homestead, ‘ at th’ Lincoln Gran’ Opry House. Th’ nex’ day Mack is seen mendin’ a rustic chair with a monkey wrinch, Bryan has a pitcher took in th’ act iv puttin’ on a shirt marked with th’ union label, an’ they'se another photygraph iv Mack carryin’ a scuttle iv coal up th’ cellar stairs. An’ did ye iver notice how much th’ candydates looks alike, an’ how much both iv thim looks like Lydia Pinkha