50 Wheys to Love Your Liver

Cottage cheese and ketchup? You betcha. We'll not soon forget that good ol' Ronnie Reagan asserted that ketchup qualified as a vegetable, thereby making school lunches healthy! But ketchup on cottage cheese is merely the launch pad for this round of short stories from one of America's most prolific scribes. There's a barkeeper named Adam digging a tunnel under the city, a woman whose school counselor recommended "drug kingpin" after she took an aptitude test, seemingly sentient robotic vacuums, thinky thoughts Jesus mulls while he shaves, and much, much more. There's the Angle looking homeward, a fellow with a fishing problem and another whose job and place of employ completely disappeared overnight!