The Moon is Made of Custard

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The Moon is Made of Custard is Volume I of The Chronicles of Dennis Foster. Dennis is an uninspired bachelor, living a mundane life on the outskirts of Who Gives A Shit City, in a cleaning job without purpose or interest. This could be the sum total of his obituary, except, fate won't bloody allow it. Staring death in the face, Dennis' unhappy existence unexpectedly explodes into one of confused mayhem, as he and a mysterious protector try avoiding the Grim Reapers claim on his very existence. Dennis' surreal world of life, death and dreams are interwoven, but how long can he hope to outrun destiny? Perhaps Post-its and a machine gun might help. Save soul. Cheat death. What could possibly go wrong?