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An Englishman Adrift: Six Weeks in Chaos

In this riveting memoir, one Englishman finds himself navigating the treacherous waters of working offshore in Brazil. Over the course of six gruelling weeks, he encounters a whirlwind of cultures, faces the incompetence of co-workers, and endures deplorable working conditions. From hospital stays caused by poor nutrition to daring motorcycle escapades through the streets of Rio de Janeiro, the journey is anything but smooth. The narrative dives deep into the grim realities of fetid toilets, perilous work environments, and the constant ache of missing family back home.

The protagonist battles not just the physical dangers of his job, but also the rotten food, backstabbing management, and the indifference of lazy colleagues. As he weaves through the web of lying politicians and ineffective parenting, allowing chaos to reign, his resilience is put to the ultimate test. This is a tale of survival, grit, and the undying spirit of one man against the odds.

For 15 years, the author has been navigating the high seas and the tumultuous waves of working offshore. He's perfected the art of winging it, skilfully dodging errors without getting caught, and managing to stay off the redundancy list. But the pressure of leaving his family for months at a time nearly spiralled him into an uncontrollable addiction. This is the raw and unfiltered story of resilience, survival, and finding strength in the face of overwhelming challenges. Buckle up for an emotional and eye-opening journey that reveals the real-life grit behind the seemingly calm facade and gain an insight into the realities of working at sea for multinational corporations.