Coloring Book for Animals: Stress Relieving Human Designs for Relaxation: Revenge Against the Tyranny of Human Mindfulness

Hello Animals!I am Mark, you friendly neighborhood tiger, and I have an important message for you. We all agree that humans have been exploiting us for a long time. As if centuries of hunting, fishing, poaching, domesticating, slaughtering and zoo-keeping were not enough, we are now increasingly being used for human stress relief. Just look at the number of so called stress-relieving animal designs coloring books for adults. We have to suffer the disgrace of our images being colored in unnatural colors and patterns, all in the name of stress relief relaxation, and mindfulness Just look at the plight of my buddy Lion, a subject of so many coloring books. Similar is the suffering of our other friends like elephants, giraffes, wolves, peacocks, zebras, monkeys, owls…Enough is enough! So today, let’s revolt against this ignominy and tyranny of human mindfulness. Let’s reclaim our place in the natural order of things. And what better revenge than subjecting these stressed out humans to the same fate? Let’s zentangle the frack out of them. Let’s color these humans in colors beyond our color palette (I know most of us can’t see all those colors, but so what?) Let’s color them in the most unimaginable, unnatural, abominable patterns. So join me today, raise your hands, paws, claws, hooves, talons, wings, fins (sorry, snakes, we don’t have a solution for you yet) and grab some color pencils and start coloring this book. It’s okay if you can’t color within the lines; you are not a human. It’s time to take our stress out!Note: If you are a human and have seen this by mistake, please be gracious enough to let your pet read it.