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Hot dogs, pimps, elephants and crime. These things have absolutely nothing to do with this epic twisted tale, but you have to admit they’re pretty attention grabbing, right?!?
Bored of reading the same old hum-drum books about superheroes, lawn furniture and how to grow the best cheese log? My Uncle Jack’s Off is a one-of-a-kind tale with a ham-fisted, adult-focused tone that will have you laughing out loud with every turn of the page until your belly aches. The best part? You’ll know your stomach hurts from laughter and not tapeworms!
Here are just a few of the thought-provoking things world-renown book critics have had to say about My Uncle Jack’s Off
I used my left hand to turn the pages instead of my right and it was like sharing an unforgettable experience with a stranger. - Rosie Palmer
I’ve heard some tall tales, but Uncle Jack has a story so big you may not be able to take it all at once. - D.T. Sanchez
My favorite part was the check I received for this endorsement - Handsomely compensated reader who wishes to remain anonymous
Finally, a story that the common unicyclist can relate to - Gary the Unicyclist
[Shakes book…] How do I get the sound out? - Reginald, the guy down the block who confuses audio with print
I find this book VERY hard to put down! - Prank victim who got his hand superglued to the book
It’s the perfect length. What they say is true… size matters. - A guy obsessed with tape measurers. Why, what’d you think?
This book gives you all the raucous fun you can handle without being committed for excessive laughter. Perfect for late-night bedtime stories, bar mitzvahs, propping up a coffee table leg, surprise parties for the elderly, as a replacement for a toaster manual, or even light bathroom reading, it’s time you saw Uncle Jack’s Off for yourself.
Pick up a copy of My Uncle Jack’s Off by clicking Add to Cart above. You’ll love the side-splitting story, hidden pictures, and one man’s epic climax to fun.
